04/17/08 - Adventures in Newport
My friend Misa was in Orange County for a photo shoot today so I took the day off to have lunch with her in Newport Beach. She sells my shirts on her website so technically this was a business lunch...
View Article04/22/08 - The Recovering Agoraphobic
Mark Lim - It's hard to explain my fear of leaving the house. I think it's a combination of:1) What if I see someone from high school and they think I look fat2) What if I become a loser because I...
View Article04/27/08 - Monday is going to be different
The NFL draft was on yesterday and I thought to myself, "Hey, if I was only 7 inches taller, took better care of myself, and not Asian I could have totally gone pro!" Curse you blasted Homer-esque...
View Article04/30/08 - Load Sixteen Tons, whadaya get? (Video of me Screen Printing)
After a hard days work breaking rocks and printing shirts I gave myself the day off. I also taped myself working so I could watch it later to improve my efficiency.I hope everyone has a productive day...
View Article05/19/08 - Are you Gangsta Like Me?
Being a hardcore gangster thug and owning your own business can be a very difficult combination. When I'm not patrolling the streets protecting my "hood" I'm clipping coupons and looking for deals to...
View Article05/27/08 - Uh... I think I bought an old Porn site...
For some reason Myspace has been disabling the link to my webpage (www.PoisonApple.com) and I didn't know why. A few of my friends also told me that their work blocked my site so it wouldn't load while...
View Article06/01/08 - I Bought a New Girlfriend
It's been a while since I've been sweaty. I'd like to think it's because I have a highly evolved system for cooling my body but it's probably because I've been lazy. I'm trying to change that. In...
View Article06/08/08 - Happy Birthday Mark
On my 26th birthday I convinced myself that, no, I am not in panic mode just yet. There is still plenty of time to amass an army and conquer the Americas.Napoleon was 27 when he won the Battle of Lodi....
View Article06/16/08 - Who cares? I do!
He who eats alone chokes alone. ~ProverbI eat 9 out of 10 meals by myself and I've gotten into some pretty bad habits. Yes, I lick my plates clean and make strange farm animal sounds when no one is...
View ArticleMmm... I’m going insane. Let’s get fat!
Since I'm slowly going crazy I've decided that I should document it. I recently purchased the site www.OhSoFat.com so you all can see all the unhealthy food I eat.I always see these TV fast food...
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